I ain’t admittin’ nuthin.
“Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, ‘What’s wrong with him? … Is he drunk? By the way, is he gay?’ And so I actually told this woman who was the Disney-ite … ‘But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?’ Which really made her nervous.”
Johnny Depp on Captain Jack Sparrow
I bet you do. Slut.
UH HUH. I KNOW WHERE YOU WERE LAST NIGHT SIR, AND IT WAS NOT THERE. IT WAS AT YOUR INSTRUMENT OF EVIL, THIS TORTURE DEVICE YOU CALL A COMPUTER.
YOU FUCKING CREEPER.
We’re like Jay and Silent Bob. Which one of us is which is … debatable lmao
Bitch please, we both know I’m the strong silent one and you’re the foul mouthed stoned pussy hound.
Nah, we’re not a couple. She’s just my soul mate.
And the story is a bit complicated. TL;DR, Reservoir Dogs was what really got us talking, and it’s an inside joke (and sad truth) that everything comes back to it with us.