“Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, ‘What’s wrong with him? … Is he drunk? By the way, is he gay?’ And so I actually told this woman who was the Disney-ite … ‘But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?’ Which really made her nervous.”
...why the hell are you threatening me cos of some anon creeper you got?
I WAS HERE WITH RICHMOND READING BAUDELAIRE BY CANDLELIGHT IN OUR COFFIN WHILST HE DRANK ABSINTHE FROM A GOBLET LIKE A GOOD GOFFY COUPLE.
How very dare you sir.
UH HUH. I KNOW WHERE YOU WERE LAST NIGHT SIR, AND IT WAS NOT THERE. IT WAS AT YOUR INSTRUMENT OF EVIL, THIS TORTURE DEVICE YOU CALL A COMPUTER.
WOT IZ YOU? I don't lie woman.
I speak odd sometimes. Perhaps that's what gives me away.
Whatever the case may be you must shush and just accept it. I'm too tired to stay up all night and bicker back and forth about you being awesome.
You should always bicker with me, it keeps me on my toes. You crazy kids and your weirdness and all.
It’s okay, I’m tired too. We should go to bed. And I’m not awesome.