You gotta admit, I had you going ;D
I ain’t admittin’ nuthin.
December 2010
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
“Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, ‘What’s wrong with him? … Is he drunk? By the way, is he gay?’ And so I actually told this woman who was the Disney-ite … ‘But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?’ Which really made her nervous.”
Johnny Depp on Captain Jack Sparrow
I plead the fifth
I bet you do. Slut.
That awkward moment when you find out that the 9 year old girl you adopted from a questionable orphanage is actually a 33 year old Russian serial killer with dwarfism
...why the hell are you threatening me cos of some anon creeper you got?
I WAS HERE WITH RICHMOND READING BAUDELAIRE BY CANDLELIGHT IN OUR COFFIN WHILST HE DRANK ABSINTHE FROM A GOBLET LIKE A GOOD GOFFY COUPLE.
How very dare you sir.
UH HUH. I KNOW WHERE YOU WERE LAST NIGHT SIR, AND IT WAS NOT THERE. IT WAS AT YOUR INSTRUMENT OF EVIL, THIS TORTURE DEVICE YOU CALL A COMPUTER.
YOU FUCKING CREEPER.
<3
November 2010
notmybord replied to your post: notmybord replied to your post: sowait you and…
FFFFFFF okay, you’re definitely Jay
notmybord replied to your post: sowait you and notmybord are a couple? and you met because of…reservoir dogs?
We’re like Jay and Silent Bob. Which one of us is which is … debatable lmao
Bitch please, we both know I’m the strong silent one and you’re the foul mouthed stoned pussy hound.
…Wait.
sowait you and notmybord are a couple? and you met because of...reservoir dogs?
Nah, we’re not a couple. She’s just my soul mate.
And the story is a bit complicated. TL;DR, Reservoir Dogs was what really got us talking, and it’s an inside joke (and sad truth) that everything comes back to it with us.
