January 2011
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harpyintrousers:
I keep thinking of hilarious scenes from True Grit, and I’m like:
Then I get sad because I can’t see it again for at least a few more days
And no one has leaked it online so I’m shit out of luck till then
AND THEN IT WAS LIKE, SHIRTLESS PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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December 2010
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i wonder what it's like for those normal people
eveningowl:
who can just watch a show and like it and not be like OH GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING SINCE NUTELLA I NEED TO MARATHON IT FOR THREE WEEKS STRAIGHT AND OH LOOK AT THESE PRETTY GRAPHICS AND GIFS AND OH I NEED THE THEME SONG AS MY RINGTONE AND OH IS THERE ANY DECENT FIC? I LOVE EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS
Eh, who cares about them? Clearly they’re not...
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I’ve been involved with two big flop westerns. I don’t know if Americans still...
– Jeff Bridges (2001)
LOOK AT YOU NOW, JEFF
(via harpyintrousers)
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need a new year's resolution? →
ponchopanda:
diaryofarevolutionary:
“you will open up a jewish dog store and call it ‘muzzle tov’”.
WINNER
“In 2011, I will skinny dip like it’s 1999.”
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countrichmond asked: I stayed up writing. And then Jorge and I got to talking. And now I'm starving again. And I'm not sleepy.
FML with a tiny ginger dick
FML with a tiny ginger dick
countrichmond asked: I stayed up writing. And then Jorge and I got to talking. And now I'm starving again. And I'm not sleepy.
FML with a tiny ginger dick
FML with a tiny ginger dick
countrichmond asked: ...............so apparently neither one of us actually went to bed
countrichmond asked: ...............so apparently neither one of us actually went to bed
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Anonymous asked: WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
timeseemstoburn asked: I was going to come and ask some fantastic thing. But nothing is coming to mind. D: I'm sorry dear.
Well, how about a boring question atleast? What would be your dream job? It could be ANYTHING.
Well, how about a boring question atleast? What would be your dream job? It could be ANYTHING.
Anonymous asked: WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
timeseemstoburn asked: I was going to come and ask some fantastic thing. But nothing is coming to mind. D: I'm sorry dear.
Well, how about a boring question atleast? What would be your dream job? It could be ANYTHING.
Well, how about a boring question atleast? What would be your dream job? It could be ANYTHING.
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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
ohne:
a n y t h i n g
Anon is on, kids. If there’s something you’re curious about, I’m in a good enough mood to answer.
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wendymakesthings replied to your post: Every time they tweet or post to FB
it’s not creepy if you’re helping imo
Oh, I’d help him.
Right out of his pants
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Every time they tweet or post to FB
All I can think about Cage the Elephant is that Matt Shultz does not understand exactly how a keyboard works.
I just imagine him sitting there like this
and it makes me go
and then I just wanna find him and go
But then I remember that’s creepy cos I don’t know him and I’m like
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Anecdote?
So I was out to eat with some friends before the holiday, and we met a mutual friend at the restaraunt with her parents and she was like, “Yeah, I’ll hang out with you guys.” and her mum, who I’ve met before and was nothing but polite to me, happened to overhear while she was leaving one of them tell me I needed a good woman to ground me.
And her mum, witohut being...
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That awkward moment when you're watching a sex...
notmybord:
perfecti0nist:
theobviouskilljoy:
The scene is full like:
and you’re sitting there like:
^watching Black Swan with my mom
Can’t get much more awkward than that.
lmao I watched every single episode of Boardwalk Empire with my mother, graphic sex scenes and all. It never felt awkward.
Unless it’s something involving lesbians.
Then it just gets...
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6-to-8 replied to your post: #more cowbell, christopher? I laughed so hard I choked. Haha.
For a moment I thought I typed ‘cocked.’
And then I would’ve choked, and then we’d both be ghosts.
Haunting hipsters and apparently pizza boxes.
timeseemstoburn asked: #more cowbell, christopher?
I laughed so hard I choked. Haha.
I laughed so hard I choked. Haha.
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notmybord replied to your post: What’s OUR song? :3
FFF THAT IS FREAKING EPIC OMG. And I love you too bb - WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND LIGHT CYCLES
I just
If anyone was wondering why, this would be the answer. This is the kind of shit she puts up with and turns right back around on me every single day.
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timeseemstoburn asked: #more cowbell, christopher?
I laughed so hard I choked. Haha.
I laughed so hard I choked. Haha.
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thelotuskid-deactivated20120412 asked: What about us? Our song, person I hardly speak to? :3
thelotuskid-deactivated20120412 asked: What about us? Our song, person I hardly speak to? :3
verysherry asked: Ooh, do we have a song ;p ?
we-need-a-new-plague-deactivate asked: What's OUR song? :3
numeraltwo asked: Alright... what's our song? (I'm crossing my fingers for something Tron related)
verysherry asked: Ooh, do we have a song ;p ?
niksilp asked: WHAT'S OUR SONG, BABE?