YOU’RE SUCH A WHORE. I KIND OF HATE YOU RIGHT NOW. DIAF.
THIS IS THE REAL LIFE, AND IT’S ENDING SOON BECAUSE I’M GOING TO MURDER THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND STEAL YOUR LIFE. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, SHANNON.
And by ‘it’ I mean get over how seriously, unnecessarily attractive Kim Coates is. In his fifties? Don’t care. Married? I’m cool with that. Has kids? I love kids. Plays a mildly sociopathic outlaw murderer who likes the occasional romp with corpses? Come at me.
Sometimes I think something is wrong with me. And then I look at Kim Coates and everything fixes itself.
Because he is attractive.
he is the GOD.