March 2011
hermione-ganja replied to your post: I have a problem, and I’m gonna need Tumblr’s help on it.
check out some 90s riot grrl stuff. There’s also Betty Blowtorch, even though there kinda is a song about finding the “perfect” man, it’s more about finding a man with huge cock than about relationships.
Okay, I realize I am only further outlining what a social fucking outcast I am, and I...
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harpyintrousers:
SO we made our film over the weekend, and I LOVE how I wrote it and the director/editor did a spectacular job bringing it to life. But the viewing/award show for them was almost as predictable as the Oscars - the group who knew the most people won (even though their film was so-so) and for some reason the absolute WORST screenplay won, which bothered me because every other...
February 2011
sadpostsfordirtybloggers-deacti asked: Err.... Portishead, My Brightest Diamond, PJ Harvey (her new album Let England Shake is fantastic), Aimee Mann... that should do you for a while =)
slabofrage replied to your post: I have a problem, and I’m gonna need Tumblr’s help on it.
Pop music boils down to three things… Fuck you songs, Fuck me songs, And Abba covers. Try ‘The Book of Right-on’ by Joanna Newsome. If you don’t like that, you probably won’t like her other stuff. Oh, there’s always Skunk Anansie!
I don’t think I’ve even really spoken to you yet...
ruvy replied to your post: I have a problem, and I’m gonna need Tumblr’s help on it.
BUT THAT’S THE ONLY MUSIC I LISTEN TO. (i fail when it comes to music) Good luck.
Oh Ruvy.
It’s okay, I understand,it’s hard to find and that’s why I’m doing this. But reblog the post anyway! I’ve only got 60 followers and I only talk to like, eight of them, so really...
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I have a problem, and I'm gonna need Tumblr's help...
I want some new music in my life. But I want a very specific kind of new music.
I want some stuff sung by ladies, but here are the rules:
It can’t be about being in a relationship.
It can’t be about getting out of a relationship.
It can’t be about how men are dogs.
It can’t be about pining for the perfect man.
I need you guys to reblog this with songs sung by ladies...
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There was 14-year-old Hailee Steinfeld, in a pale pink princess dress, pivoting...
– —A Celebrity Force Field at the Vanity Fair Party (via all-right-ramblers)
OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM GOING TO FUCKING DIE. I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
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Public Displays of Homophobia
When I was younger, just barely a sophomore in high school, I had this cute little girlfriend and our relationship was very much that of most high schoolers—despite what the media wants everyone to believe—we held hands and went to movies and we kissed maybe once at that point, but it was all very sweet and slow. A month into this relationship my girlfriend got very sick and spent four...
ringosgotafunnyface replied to your post: you. are. my. hero. my fucking computer crashed at 2pm. deleted my 8 page speech. so i took like 80mg of adderall and rewrote the whole thing but of course bull shitted everything so it’s literally just about rich fulcher and john barrrowman because they’re the most important anyway. anyway thank you!! and how have you been!? we never talk anymore!...
moonwalls-deactivated20120507 asked: you. are. my. hero.
my fucking computer crashed at 2pm. deleted my 8 page speech. so i took like 80mg of adderall and rewrote the whole thing but of course bull shitted everything so it's literally just about rich fulcher and john barrrowman because they're the most important anyway.
anyway thank you!! and how have you been!? we never talk anymore! :(
my fucking computer crashed at 2pm. deleted my 8 page speech. so i took like 80mg of adderall and rewrote the whole thing but of course bull shitted everything so it's literally just about rich fulcher and john barrrowman because they're the most important anyway.
anyway thank you!! and how have you been!? we never talk anymore! :(
dear tumblr,
ringosgotafunnyface:
I need a ridiculous photo of Rich Fulcher (Bob Fossil) and a sensual photo of John Barrowman (Jack Harkness). It’s for a speech about American v. British TV and I’m rewriting the entire thing now cuz my computer crashed. Someone help me please!
I couldn’t get the one of Barroman in there, so here.
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The homosexual lifestyle signifies the triumph of neo-pagan Epicureanism. By its...
– This is a great example of a homophobe assuming everyone is as gay as they are and that if gay marriage is legalized, everyone will give into their internal desires to vigorously scissor another woman or put another dude’s penis in their mouth and men and women will never again fuck each other.
I...
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Alright, I’m gonna pop off and lie around my room waiting for a special lady to text me about the only award that really matters to me tonight.
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ruvy replied to your post: So tonight Alecia and I discovered that you are not Beetlejuice. So that was a thing, that you missed.
Who sleeps?
It’s totally weird, right?
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A year ago (give or take a few days) we were all...
anna-go-to-him:
Never forget.
And I remain to this day the only human being who didn’t laugh. At all. I didn’t even smile. No idea why, just didn’t. Still don’t. Love Christoph, not even a titter.
I think this is the only unpopular opinion I actually have.
ruvy asked: So tonight Alecia and I discovered that you are not Beetlejuice.
So that was a thing, that you missed.
So that was a thing, that you missed.
verysherry asked: Thanks, darling :) I think I'll post a little more tonight and save some and the after party pics for tomorrow. There's just SO many, geez!
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Jeff was having Big Lebowski flashbacks.
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Guys, if Jeff Bridges complimented me, I would...
I would burst into flames and fucking die and come back like a phoenix and then blush and hold my breath until I passed out.
imsurroundedbyidiots replied to your post: KATHRYN
I FUCKING LOVE THAT TOO! SERIOUSLY! I HAD THE BIGGEST SHIT-EATING GRIN ON MY FACE WHEN SHE WON!!!!
I jumped up and shouted and was like “SLDKNFKANSDFI;SLNHFISUNBFD”
But in the same respect, I was pretty buzzed at the time. My mum actually bought a bottle of Baileys just to make sure on the off chance Cameron won, I wouldn’t...
KATHRYN
I STILL LOVE THAT YOU FUCKING NAILED YOUR EX LAST YEAR.
Really. I’m not done gloating about that. And I don’t think she is either.
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Every time Toy Story wins something I DIE of...
I just absolutely DIE.
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Colin Firth is not laughing; he's British.
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Okay I'm going to bed now
countrichmond asked: SLUT FACE I JUST IM'ED YOU
I BEEN ON SKYPE
GO PUNISH YOURSELF BY NOT INDULGING IN SOA SMUTTY FANTASIES
I BEEN ON SKYPE
GO PUNISH YOURSELF BY NOT INDULGING IN SOA SMUTTY FANTASIES
aperfectline replied to your post: aperfectline replied to your post: harpyintrousers…
I know. It was sensory overload. Everyone was in it. AND THEN THERE WERE MORE. AND MORE. Like I knew about Arnold and Bruce because of the promos HITHANKSPROMOSFORRUININGEVERYTHING but then more, and more and EVEN MORE. I know. I love a good ass.
Eric Robers coldcocked the motherfuck out of me for...
countrichmond asked: That awkward moment when you straight up call out Devon on a post and she totes doesn't see it cos she's too busy being all sdfghjk,kdgdfsafghl amazing and popular with everyone else lolol
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harpyintrousers replied to your post: OH MY GOD EVERY ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS IS A SMARTASS.
I was gonna say, I HOPE you don’t love me like your own child or I’d have to call CPS.
I may be a bastard but I’m not a fuckin’ bastard.
aperfectline replied to your post: harpyintrousers replied to your post:…
NO I HAVEN’T, but ever since Rocky 4 I was like DAYUMMMMMMMM. And then I saw The Expendables and I was like STILL DAMNNNNNN. He was my favourite part of that movie tbh. Him and Jason. OKAY AND STALONE’S TRUCK FUCK I WANT ONE.
OH MY GOD IT’S ON NETFLIX INSTANT GO SEE IT NOW. Because, I mean, Dolph is hot but...